She Like To

So I am not sure what to do with my Jay Leno towel. Should I wash the car with it? Dry the dishes? Wipe the sweat from my brow when I have my next pitch meeting for my reality TV show?

Or maybe I could use it to put the gleam into one of Jay’s 5 billion classic cars in his classic car collection? I would do it for free, of course. No charge, just call me and tell me to come over because you’re going to give me one of your cars. Whichever car I can make the shiniest with the special Jay Leno towel, I get to keep. Then once I’m done shining the cars, tell me ‘just kidding’ and have me escorted off the property.

Hahaha. That’s a joke. Don’t you get it?  Where is your sense of humor? C’mon you got to wash Jay’s cars! Be Happy!

Any ideas peeps? Uses for the special Jay Leno towel?